Blanch

At what was meant to be

Empty words bypass

To swear eternity

You sealed my failing sanctuary

My pull through endless shame

So what brought forth the gradual change

If there was one to blame?

Darling what went wrong with love

To bring the tears and rain

You were the one who brought the joy

And shared in all the pain

And now what’s left of us are but

The memories and lies

Pride set high and masks put on

But yet the heart still cries

You promised not to break my heart

I promised not to stray

But were we to anticipate

That neither one would stay?

Of many hearts to flutter by

how was it yours to be?

And now what’s left are broken hearts

And poetry from me

The light blows out and darkness flares

But solitude remains

The wounds of hearts soon cover up

And brokenness be slain

*Warning. Today’s entry is perverted but enrichening. Author suggests parental guidance for the unhorny and clean.

Today is a day of awakening and discovery. A knowledgeable day with eye-opening information.

Proudly presenting the wonderful crew:

Chee kong : 1^st xifu

Jit yang: 2^nd xifu

Eve: ‘innocent’, inquisitive pupil

It all started after my tiring bike ride to taman sea for drama practise, which darlyn yee cheng had to escort me through. Ck, jy and me were piled backstage while eric [main] wailed his sadness over slapping poor evie. There was still a period of time until our parts. And then suddenly, for no reason at all, ck decides to break the silence.

Ck: ‘do u noe how guys are castrated?

Eve: 'no. and i'd preferbly not want to know.'

Ck: 'You need 4 needles for this…’ [mimes holding sharp, pointy object] ‘then u stick it in this way and that way and the other way…’ [pokes left and right and downward] ‘and then the last needle is for…’

1^st new fact

[ian walks up]

Ian: ‘I thought you used knives? Sliced ‘em clean and whole.’

Ck: [shakes head vigorously] ‘no, no…’

Jy: ‘how d’you know?’ [looking at ck knowingly]

Ck : [haughtily] ‘my fren’s done it and told me abt it.’

Must have been a cheerful conversation.

Later on, eu jin walks up and starts singing.

Eve: ‘never join malaysian idol.’ Only the word ‘malaysian’ came out wrongly and the perverted guys pounced on it…

Ck: ‘omg menstruation idol ??!!’

Euj: ‘and so, presenting the 1^st contestant… ck!!’

Ck: ‘do u noe that whales menstruate?’

2^nd new fact

there must have been overpopulation at the red sea

Jy: ‘speaking abt whales… did u noe the cause of the indo tsunami? Scientists, of coz, want u to believe it was an earthquake. But it was actually global warming. Because u noe, cold and hot mixed together will cause an uproar. So there’s whales swimming near indo and then they start humping each other, so the heat mixed wif the cold… and the ppl nearby heard loud wails and thought they were ghosts, but it was actually…’

3^rd fact learned

Very, very interesting facts.

B4 I knew it, it was already my cue to go out.

‘daddy!’ I yelled as I ran out to poor ian [main’s corpse] on the tiny ‘bed’ [‘my backbone…’ he wailed. ‘and the blood rushing down my head!’]

‘hold it !’ bradley the director yells. ‘eric, u should go up and reassure evelyn. She can’t see u of coz, but ur desperately trying to comfort her.’

‘how am I supposed to touch her?’ eric called out.

 ‘that’s sounds wrong!’ brad yelled. Then he began laughing. ‘yes, go up to her and caress her, then say in that 'arnold swazz [damn i can't get it right] tone: ‘who’s your daddy now?’’

‘no!’ ian  the corpse broke in. ‘u should go: ‘oh evie.  you’ve grown sooo much  under your mother’s care.’’

‘incess!’ someone yelled out thro the laughter.

Seriously. What would life be wifout guys :)

Did an ‘MIB’ stunt today, though I won’t go into detail. Agent eve on the move ! Yee cheng’s comment : ‘sometimes being light is also a bad thing.’ Got a war trophy from this stunt on my left knee tho. Fresh blood + dirt + dust = great and memorable souvenir. Drama is getting to be incredibly fun :)

eve signs off here.

eve aka drama queen. My family’s betting I’ll make a ‘marvellous actress’. Not too flattered by the tone for some reason. I’ll consider if i get rid of my current ambition: psychiatrist [‘perfect job 4 mad person’ my dearest brother quoted] he’s on my list of ‘most-wanted patients’

presenting, the star crew of smk taman sea’s drama team !

yee cheng

occupation: script writer, yeller

role: choreographer, main’s dear ol’ mum

famous phrase: ‘oh darlyn…’

bradley

Occupation: script editor, yeller

Role: choreographer, friend

Famous phrase: ‘guys, work it out!’

eric

occupation: actor

role: main [suicide victim]

famous phrase: ‘fu*#..!’

chee kong

occupation: actor, dancer, clown

role: psycho [meant for him]

famous phrase [more so, song] : ‘I like big butts…’

jit yang

occupation: actor [his smiling nerves went haywire]

role: doctor with English accent [almost performed ‘brokeback mountain’ scene wif ian]

famous phrase: something totally unpredictable and spontaneous

sanjay

occupation: actor [who thinks he’s wildly known through taman sea]

role: big boss who gets to say Donald trump’s fav line

ian

occupation: actor / ‘Playboy’ model

role: main’s very own corpse [‘what if my butt itches halfway?’]

xue rou 

Occupation: actress

Role: main’s blustering wife

Plus the two nurses who have no specific actress yet.

And lastly…

eve

occupation: actress who gets hyper 4 no reason [jit yang’s quote]

role: main’s dearest sweetheart angelic 10 year old daughter [who makes main realise life’s worth living after all, the part just potrays me so well ;) ]

famous phrase: ‘bloody hell !’ [damn, uncopyrighted from ron weasley]

memorable day for eve~

pn ernice: ‘evie’s role, the wife.’

[flutters home that day ;) ]

Two weeks later…

Brad: ‘we’ve nothing against you, you’re a good actress…’

Eve: ‘[trying to stop elevating] thanks’

Brad: ‘but now we’re adding in the new part - the daughter.and really, we don’t have anything against you, but we need someone short enough to play the part’

[splat! she falls flat on the floor]

Score! Bullseye! i thank dear Bradley for being so honest with me.

And Of course, there’s also the stage crew.

Mieu san [auditioned to be the slutty nurse]

Fei yann [fei xiang’s sister]

Alwin

Aris

Phui yi

Eugene

…… [eve’s brain fails to function]

Today’s practise was at least fruitful. Timing of the show was 19 minutes, and ian managed to get the hospital costumes. It ended up wif chee kong donning the knee-length white robe and doing a beyonce stunt humping the defib XD and the nurse’s uniform was [un4tunately] shirts and pants, and not the tiny mini-skirts which either killed or revived the patients. dear mieu san suggested I wear a frilly frock and wore my hair in pigtails. The utter malice in her voice was cutting. Bravo dear gurl, oh i have a suggestion, couldn’t I just wear chee kong’s red Hawaiian pants instead?

Lynnie’s just set a wonderful standard for me. Spm results – 9 straight A’s. and she was the one going: ‘ohno, ive no faith in myself, im gonna fail the subjects.’ Maybe she should be the actress of the family instead

eve signs off here.

My previous ‘blog’ was an accessory. Didn’t use it much, just got it to get in ‘the trend’ [yea babeh] anyway its holidays now so I might as well get into the blogging spirit J

Yesterday was the start of the holidays, which meant only one thing: going out !

Friday. I had to practically beg mum to let me out, when she insisted on meeting them first [in particular, the 2 guys in Sunday skul who have excess tall hormones  and dance like usher]  but in the end I finally got her blessings [‘this is a double-date, ain’t it?’ mum said but come on, who’d wanna date em ? :p]

And so im on9 at 10pm that night, planning to be angelic and go to bed by 10:30, when daryl dude decides to call and for no reason at all, play a prank.

‘ur not gonna be seeing me tomorrow.’ He said. And I was stunned.

‘why not?’

‘cheryl didn’t invite me. I had to hear it from aris. Im hurt.’

And me, being naturally gullible, believed him at first. I mean honestly, daryl dude the evil, sarcastic, mad guy. Why am I soo naïve ?? how could I have believed him ? ? archangel once made this comment : ‘the thing about you, Evelyn, is that you’re too kind. You’d let anyone step over your head and still feel sorry for them. ’’ in other words, he was saying I was stupid.

‘she didn’t??’ no doubt he’d been laughing his head off. ‘if she didn’t then we're really sorry, but come tomorrow anyway.’ Because daryl and his dry comments just made our day so fun.

Then later, I began to have doubts. ‘I don’t believe that you weren’t invited.’

‘fine, don’t believe me then.’ He sulked. ‘Don’t believe in friends. Anyway, call aris. He’s being lousy and not picking up his phone. Tell him to be there by 10.’

‘why don’t u do it?

‘I did. Besides, I have to sleep. You won’t see me tomorrow. Bye.’

And so I was forced to go on msn after a long period of not using it [the reason is plain laziness] just to tell aris. But actually, msn-ning is addictive J I managed to chat up a load of ppl I hadn’t met in ages, though I got a severe yelling at by joel for not going on9.

Saturday. Eye bags alert because I was up chatting until 12:30 >=[ I meet Cheryl [who get horrendously lost] at mcd’s when daryl followed by aris stride up. Talk abt being naïve. The show to conquer this trip, underworld evolution 2 !

Kate beckinsale – hawt vampire. The unknown guy who was obviously overshadowed by kate [gurl power babeh!] was a hybrid [half werewolf and- whut?] who [obviously] ended up kissing kate [‘that’s not all they’re gonna be doing’ aris said darkly]. Word is that the director was kate’s husband. Imagine him telling his wife to ‘make love with that man now !’ while filming the movie. Imagine telling hawt keith to kiss adowable jakie in ‘brokeback mountain’ now that show is a must see. [how’s it lyk kissing someone of the same sex? Jakie’s irritable answer : ‘its just lyk kissing the opposite sex damnit !] gays are just soo adorable J [exception of Elton john]

The show was bloody gory. but definitely a better choice better then FD3. the most enjoyable part was when marcus [vampire kingy] was thrown against the rotating propeller of the fallen helicopter and his intestines were blown out everywhere. But Cheryl and me came up wif an entirely cooler William [werewolf kingy, marcus’ lil bro]. the moment marcus frees willie from his tomb he’d come out going : ‘eh whatup bro-ther ? what’s going down?’ it seemed that 6 decades in the tomb made him estranged and cooler [yea babeh]. ‘you want me killing those ppl o’er there? Brother that ain’t kool ya’noe. You got the blood but I got the hawt mammas and bling bling. Now break it down!’ Now that show would be a must see.  

These few days daryl dude’s becoming terribly emo. For some reason he was quiet and even complimentive [‘gif me bak my old daryl!’ Cheryl wailed at LSS when he actually called her ‘nice’] and he was emo after the show. Quiet and walking by himself, and we became alarmed at his behavior. Because an emo daryl is a scary thing, he goes all philosophical and pessimistic, and that’s what I’m supposed to be. Daryl was supposed to be the psychiatrist. Now he seemed the patient ! note* have got to find out whatup on daryl dude's mind 

K.O.H.D rawks ! aris never fails to get us an opportunity for us to play J pn chung was talking abt the leo’s auditions for musicians, and he immediately jumped at it ;p the only thing now is how we can get amiel and daryl over here, the auditions are on the 25 and amiel lives so far away… costume suggestions, gothic! Imagine 4 of us coming in with black costumes and white makeup [exit life, enter night! Yea babeh! XD] of coz that was aris the future goths’ bright idea :)

eve signs off here

wow. my first blog entry :)